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Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:36 pm
by God's servant
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Welcome to the castle! I doth sit here in solitude for many score years, and now mine eyes do sight an entourage of my royal family -- princes and princesses, dukes and duchesses, jesters, troubadours, the finest cooks in all the land! I welcome all royalty to such a wonderful occasion of gathering, and implore you all to explore the grounds and make use of it's facilities. Every thing has been vibrantly and beautifully arranged, masterfully crafted, and is at your disposal.

Here are your quarters.

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Should you choose, you may remain here at any time and retire to it to sleep as you wish. There are a host of servants at your beckoning call to bring anything to your chambers should you require it.

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As you first King, you can find me in the royal throne room every morning, in which you are expected to pay homage and the necessary praise worthy of the rightful king. I shall of course pass off my crown at the end of my weekly reign -- to the most deserving and capable member of the royal family that suits me.

Oh you must be famished from thy journeys! I shall have my personal butlers prepare a welcoming feast at once! Please enjoy these hors d'oeuvres that they left me with before they scampered off somewhere. It is a very large castle after all.

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Simple yet elegant yes? Enjoy your stay at the neonDragon castle!

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:48 pm
by Queen's Revenge
Shouldn't the neonDragon castle have a dragon?! I'm disappointed :cry:

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:55 pm
by Wayne
There is no dragon? wtf :x Image

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:00 pm
by Gold Stellar
Regardless of what it DOESNT have, it still has amazing properties. I could live there... as long as I get to live with you guys. doesn't matter where I am, but who I am with is the most important. and being with you, I would feel like royalty the whole time, and never shameless.

good idea ^^

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:03 pm
by God's servant
Wayne wrote:There is no dragon? wtf :x
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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Look familiar? As royalty you do not need to ask to order our servants around. They remain mindlessly at our disposable!

*snaps fingers to a nearby squire*

Do show our lovely Duchess Wayne and Queen Revenge to the Dragonsreach portion of the castle..

I'm sure you will not be unsatisfied ;)
Gold Stellar wrote: Regardless of what it DOESNT have, it still has amazing properties. I could live there... as long as I get to live with you guys. doesn't matter where I am, but who I am with is the most important. and being with you, I would feel like royalty the whole time, and never shameless.

good idea ^^
Welcome Prince Michael; I was wondering when you would arrive. Shall we retreat to my private chambers and I may show you some other "amazing properties" that it has :twisted:

Oh and straighten your chins and speak properly -- you're starting to sound like commoners.

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:07 pm
by Cruxell
Is it a real castle? If so, what's its name?

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 2:58 am
by God's servant
Cruxell wrote:Is it a real castle? If so, what's its name?
Yes, twas passed down through the generations, being the foremost estate of Lord Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplendenschlitter-crasscrenbon-frieddiggerdingledangledongledungle-burstein von Knackerthrasher-appelbanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknottyspelltinkel-grandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisenbahnwagen- gutenabend-bitte-ein-n├╝rnburger-bratwurstel-gernspurten-mitzweimache-luberhundsfut-gumberabersch├Ânedanker-kalbsfleischmittelraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, the original heir to the castle. ;)

(For the intents of copyright disclaimer all photographs are properties courtesy of their respective owners herein.)

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 3:16 pm
by God's servant
Good morning royals! I never pondered that orchestrating the castle servants to complete such a remedial task as prepare meals for new guests would be so wearying. Oh how I can think of three score and many other things I ought to do.

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Thank our Lord for Wang!

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 3:25 pm
by gal
What is this

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:22 pm
by God's servant
Larah wrote:What is this
Why, it's a castle fartuous goose! To us, a simple castle with all the lavish furnishings of home.

To everyone else, it's magic.

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Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 12:15 pm
by Rawrzx
Our royal home has bad internet connection...

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:33 pm
by God's servant
Good morning Prince Rawrrrr!

You may have to question the other guests to see who is using up all the megahertz :shock:

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:16 am
by gal
What in the world

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:13 am
by Rawrzx
I think our butler should do extra efforts in here!!

Re: Royalty for a week and Shameless the rest of the time

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:29 am
by God's servant
Good morning royals :mrgreen:

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Breakfast is served!

*makes everyone a Strawberry and Lizard Tail smoothie to top off breakfast*