Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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HATER wrote: Granted, but you are also fulfilling Numble's wish in doing so.

I wish HATER would corrupt more wishes in this thread.

Granted! HATER corrupts the next two wishes.

I wish HATER would reply to this post.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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HATER wrote:Granted! HATER corrupts the next two wishes.

I wish HATER would reply to this post.



Granted! I have replied to the post, but do not corrupt your wish in any meaningful way, leaving it null and void. Suck it, me!


I wish Numble hadn't made that wish.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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HATER wrote:
Granted! I have replied to the post, but do not corrupt your wish in any meaningful way, leaving it null and void. Suck it, me!


I wish Numble hadn't made that wish.


Granted, Numble's wish is erased from history, and now you look like an idiot for replying to yourself several times.


I wish someone else would post now.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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HATER wrote:
HATER wrote:
Granted! I have replied to the post, but do not corrupt your wish in any meaningful way, leaving it null and void. Suck it, me!


I wish Numble hadn't made that wish.


Granted, Numble's wish is erased from history, and now you look like an idiot for replying to yourself several times.


I wish someone else would post now.
Granted but from now on every time you quote Numble you must praise him.

I wish Hater stopped spamming.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Numble wrote: Granted but from now on every time you quote Numble you must praise him.

I wish Hater stopped spamming.

Wish granted! I now cannot eat spam or canned meat of any kind.


I wish someone besides me or Numble would reply to this thread.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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˙pɐǝɹ oʇ ɹǝᴉsɐǝ s,ʇɐɥʇ ǝuo ɥʇᴉʍ ʇɔǝɟɟǝ sᴉɥʇ ǝɔɐldǝɹ plnoʍ ǝuoǝɯos ɥsᴉʍ I

˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn s,ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʍou ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ ɥsᴉM
Delicious tacos below. They're all mine and you can't have any.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted!! but you have to rotate your phone to read.
I wish i had a golden sword.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Leoky wrote:Granted!! but you have to rotate your phone to read.
I wish i had a golden sword.
Granted! But one day you were playing with it, it broke in half
I wish I had the sight of an Owl :D
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SSE wrote:
Leoky wrote:Granted!! but you have to rotate your phone to read.
I wish i had a golden sword.
Granted! But one day you were playing with it, it broke in half
I wish I had the sight of an Owl :D
Congratulations! Your field of vision is narrowed to about 110 degrees (down from humans' normal ~180 degrees) and your eyes are actually locked into place by bony structures in your skull (called Sclerotic rings!). This means you can only look straight ahead -- you can't even roll your eyes! Oh, and did I mention your eyes are fucking gigantic now? They can account for up to 5% of your body weight...per eye (in comparison, a entire human head is only about 5-10% of their body weight). Enjoy!



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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Wish granted; now they're even easier to corrupt!

I wish every type of food was replaced by a fitting taco substitute (taco salads for salads, smushed tacos for baby food, etc).
Delicious tacos below. They're all mine and you can't have any.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Wish granted but now all taco products has to consist of Soy rather than ground beef.

I wish Numble-senpai would notice me
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Saint Emz wrote:Wish granted but now all taco products has to consist of Soy rather than ground beef.

I wish Numble-senpai would notice me
Granted! You've been noticed, but why senpai?

I wish Emz would be drunk more often.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Numble wrote:
Saint Emz wrote:Wish granted but now all taco products has to consist of Soy rather than ground beef.

I wish Numble-senpai would notice me
Granted! You've been noticed, but why senpai?

I wish Emz would be drunk more often.
Granted, ill talk emziek in to drinking more.

I wish the game ended and no other wish that exists or will ever exist can make this game active again.

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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Damn it that was such a paradoxical way to make a wish. Idk, I guess granted but the world explodes.
I wish Dobby was a free elf.
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Wish granted! J K Rowling goes on Twitter again and retcons Dobby’s backstory. Dobby is and always has been a free elf, and therefore is much less important to the story. In all subsequent printings of the Harry Potter books, Dobby is omitted completely.


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