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Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Since people seem to like the arrow game a lot, here's another one we used to play a lot: Corrupt-A-Wish. Here's how it works:

Basically, the person who posts above you will have made a wish. You have to twist that wish so that they get their wish, but in a horrible way.

For instance, say the person above me wishes:
I wish I didn't have to do my dishes after I eat.
I might respond with:
You get hit by a double decker bus while visiting Shadi in London ( :trollface: ) and are now a paraplegic. You now receive all your food through an IV, which means no dirty dishes. Enjoy the rest of your life in a wheelchair-- maybe you'll learn to paint with a paintbrush in your mouth!
I would then proceed to make a wish of my own for someone else to corrupt.

Rules:
-keep it relatively sfw
-no double posting
-you must make a wish for the next person to corrupt
-be creative, don't corrupt with stupid shit like "everyone dies because the universe exploded"
-don't make the same wish as someone else
-don't corrupt someone's wish in the same way as someone else already did-- think of new ways to corrupt!

I'll kick this thread off with a wish:

I wish I had a better pair of headphones.
You must disregard the statement I am currently making because every statement I make is inherently false.

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You must take this statement at face value because every statement I make is inherently correct.
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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I wish Emziek didn't ruin our new thread by informing us it already exists. :?
Sense? What fun is there in making sense...?
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Saw that already but it hasn't been posted on in 5 months.

And besides. WW subculture can make guuud wishes. The other thread became a clusterfuck quite quickly. This one shouldn't.
Rainboy wrote:I wish Emziek didn't ruin our new thread by informing us it already exists. :?
Wish granted! Emziek instead ruins the thread by spamming porn all over it. Have fun unseeing those penises!

I wish I hadn't given Emziek that idea..
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Rainboy wrote:I wish Emziek didn't ruin our new thread by informing us it already exists. :?
It'd be done, but he'd become a permamod as a trade

I wish for a brand new super pc.
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Done but its non customizable and comes with a stock amd cooler.
I wush I had a s4
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-Unstoppable- wrote:Done but its non customizable and comes with a stock amd cooler.
I wush I had a s4
You get your s4, but you wushed for it instead of wishing. Now your s4 is wushed beyond repair, maybe you should have it washed, or would the wash only wush it up more than you wushed it to be in your wildest wush wash wishes?

I wish (again since nobody answered it last time) that I had a better pair of headphones.
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Granted but the headphones are defected and for some reason keeps playing a record of Maki singing.

I wish the league servers wont be as shitty tommorow as it was today so my team can actually practice / scrim 5s
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Saint Emz wrote:Granted but the headphones are defected and for some reason keeps playing a record of Maki singing.

I wish the league servers wont be as shitty tommorow as it was today so my team can actually practice / scrim 5s
Granted, but your team won't be around and your team gets mad at each other for not attending causing you to split up permanently.

I wish I had a delicious pizza in front of me now
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You have the pizza in front of you, but its behind a glass case because you're in a fancy restaraunt, and the pizza isn't for sale.

I wish for Hater to taco with the force of taco that Maki and I can taco the taco as well as taco.
Delicious tacos below. They're all mine and you can't have any.
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Granted; HATER & Maki do a sextape... however you didn't expect it to be that intense and you start to have nightmares about it. (I think I understood what you meant didn't I MMage?)

I wish to get a girlfriend that sounds like MMage
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Maki wrote:Granted; HATER & Maki do a sextape... however you didn't expect it to be that intense and you start to have nightmares about it. (I think I understood what you meant didn't I MMage?)

I wish to get a girlfriend that sounds like MMage
Granted! You now got yourself a streetwalker that got the voice of MMage as your girlfriend.

I wish I had an awesome icecream cone in my hand right now!
Shadi wrote: Granted, but your team won't be around and your team gets mad at each other for not attending causing you to split up permanently.
You lied you bitch
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Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish

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Saint Emz wrote:
Maki wrote:Granted; HATER & Maki do a sextape... however you didn't expect it to be that intense and you start to have nightmares about it. (I think I understood what you meant didn't I MMage?)

I wish to get a girlfriend that sounds like MMage
Granted! You now got yourself a streetwalker that got the voice of MMage as your girlfriend.

I wish I had an awesome icecream cone in my hand right now!
Shadi wrote: Granted, but your team won't be around and your team gets mad at each other for not attending causing you to split up permanently.
You lied you bitch
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Sorry, the Grant-A-Wish machine is currently not available. Please blame Riot for the shitty ass servers and ruining the game. Thank you!~

I wish NA would have as much bugs as the freaking EUW servers.
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Granted, but then someone hacks the EUW servers and renders them unplayable, thusly rendering all the NA ones unplayable too. Everyone gets pissed off and goes to play Dota 2 instead.

I wish that Rain could code 10x as fast.
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MMage wrote:
I wish that Rain could code 10x as fast.
Granted but all of his codes would be done poorly.

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