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#76 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Granted, but you are also fulfilling Numble's wish in doing so.

I wish HATER would corrupt more wishes in this thread.



Granted! HATER corrupts the next two wishes.

I wish HATER would reply to this post.

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#77 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Granted! HATER corrupts the next two wishes.

I wish HATER would reply to this post.





Granted! I have replied to the post, but do not corrupt your wish in any meaningful way, leaving it null and void. Suck it, me!


I wish Numble hadn't made that wish.

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#78 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Granted! I have replied to the post, but do not corrupt your wish in any meaningful way, leaving it null and void. Suck it, me!


I wish Numble hadn't made that wish.




Granted, Numble's wish is erased from history, and now you look like an idiot for replying to yourself several times.


I wish someone else would post now.

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#79 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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HATER wrote:

Granted! I have replied to the post, but do not corrupt your wish in any meaningful way, leaving it null and void. Suck it, me!


I wish Numble hadn't made that wish.




Granted, Numble's wish is erased from history, and now you look like an idiot for replying to yourself several times.


I wish someone else would post now.


Granted but from now on every time you quote Numble you must praise him.

I wish Hater stopped spamming.

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#80 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Granted but from now on every time you quote Numble you must praise him.

I wish Hater stopped spamming.



Wish granted! I now cannot eat spam or canned meat of any kind.


I wish someone besides me or Numble would reply to this thread.

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#81 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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#82 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted!! but you have to rotate your phone to read.
I wish i had a golden sword.

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#83 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Granted!! but you have to rotate your phone to read.
I wish i had a golden sword.


Granted! But one day you were playing with it, it broke in half
I wish I had the sight of an Owl :D

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#84 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Leoky wrote:
Granted!! but you have to rotate your phone to read.
I wish i had a golden sword.


Granted! But one day you were playing with it, it broke in half
I wish I had the sight of an Owl :D

Congratulations! Your field of vision is narrowed to about 110 degrees (down from humans' normal ~180 degrees) and your eyes are actually locked into place by bony structures in your skull (called Sclerotic rings!). This means you can only look straight ahead -- you can't even roll your eyes! Oh, and did I mention your eyes are fucking gigantic now? They can account for up to 5% of your body weight...per eye (in comparison, a entire human head is only about 5-10% of their body weight). Enjoy!



I wish people posted wishes that weren't so easy to corrupt. I mean, I barely had to even try for that last one.

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#85 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted; now they're even easier to corrupt!

I wish every type of food was replaced by a fitting taco substitute (taco salads for salads, smushed tacos for baby food, etc).

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#86 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted but now all taco products has to consist of Soy rather than ground beef.

I wish Numble-senpai would notice me

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#87 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Wish granted but now all taco products has to consist of Soy rather than ground beef.

I wish Numble-senpai would notice me

Granted! You've been noticed, but why senpai?

I wish Emz would be drunk more often.

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#88 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
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Saint Emz wrote:
Wish granted but now all taco products has to consist of Soy rather than ground beef.

I wish Numble-senpai would notice me

Granted! You've been noticed, but why senpai?

I wish Emz would be drunk more often.


Granted, ill talk emziek in to drinking more.

I wish the game ended and no other wish that exists or will ever exist can make this game active again.

Thank you bye

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#89 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
Damn it that was such a paradoxical way to make a wish. Idk, I guess granted but the world explodes.
I wish Dobby was a free elf.


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#90 Post Re: Another community favorite... Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted! J K Rowling goes on Twitter again and retcons Dobby’s backstory. Dobby is and always has been a free elf, and therefore is much less important to the story. In all subsequent printings of the Harry Potter books, Dobby is omitted completely.


I wish someone would host a game.

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